I don't know why I watched this movie. I didn't watch any of the Fast and Furious movies, I don't plan on watching Fighting, and I don't get boners for motorcycles. I think they're cool, sure, who doesn't, but... *sigh*.
So this movie Torque is about a bunch of guys who all ride motorcycles who are in different gangs, identified by the color of your 'leathers', apparently. They all get together, party, deal drugs, and then kill each other. One guy, the main guy, is getting setup by a guy who's drugs he apparently stole or something. He's setup by the angry bad guy who murder's Ice-T's brother and then has his girlfriend tell the FBI and Ice-T's motorbicycle gang that main guy did it. I'd really tell you names if I could remember them, but the movie is quickly fading from my mind even though I've barely finished it. It's either that forgettable or, perhaps, just so bad that my mind is protecting me by making me forget it.
Anyways, there's lots of action and guns and really stupid, outrageous, unbelievable sequences that make movies like XXX look like Mrs. Doubtfire. Seriously, the bad guy kills Ice-T's brother using a motorcycle chain which, according to the movie, is like a fingerprint - no two are the same! So the main bad guy totally blew it! Wait!!!! The leader of the bad guys is Henry James. The good guy is Ford. The murdered brother is Jr. That won't help you at all in discerning how any of this movie makes any sense. I wish that, as the characters keep chirping over and over again, they'd all just drive on down to Mexico and ditch the (non)plot of this movie.
So Ford needs to get Henry's bicycle so he can get the chain to prove to angry Ice-T and his outrageous leather gang. That's about the whole story, really. The movie is just people racing around, killing each other without real consequence. The FBI agents chasing them are inept, but still totally radical with bedhead hair and that not-a-day-over-24 chereby angel faces. Goddamn, I hate this movie. Did I mention it's got a 3.5 rating at IMDB? Also, seriously - When Ford drives past the road sign at the start of the film it spins and reads "cars suck". Seriously. Seriously. Also, when a train hits a motorbike, why does it blow up like Hiroshima? How does that make sense? Also, why does good guy save Ice-T from the train? Is he that good, that he would save the guy trying to kill him, even if it's because of misinformation? There's so many questions, my head is swimming. I'm nauseous from the headspinning, from this movie, from the pain in my head and the emptiness of my soul. Check out this list of mistakes in the movie. HENRY BADGUY'S BIKE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING CHAIN IN REAL LIFE.
I'm sticking with movies like The Room and Surf Nazis Must Die. So much better than this crap.