Ah, Christmas. A time where people set aside their differences and go out to buy Chia Pets for relatives they can’t stand to be in the same room with. While these acts of good will are happening, radio stations everywhere are dusting off their old Mannheim Steamroller albums while blasting Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” for the trillionth time. Yes, it’s the magical time of year where we are filled with joy, wonder, and a desire to remove our eardrums with a corkscrew if we hear “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” one more time while stuck in traffic.
Alright, we admit that Christmas tunes aren’t the worst thing to happen to music (that would be the entire ”crunkcore” genre) and that there are a few gems we enjoy hearing, but there are some Christmas songs that need to be sent to the bowels of music hell faster than you can say “Jingle Bell Rock.” Our friends at Masters of None took on this topic recently in their podcast, “Worst Christmas Songs of All Time“, but now its our turn…
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