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Water from the Desert.


Once upon a time, I met these two super-hot girls from Ohio. Their language was salty to say the least and they taught me all kinds of filthy, terrible things that are probably illegal in some states. Among the words they added to my dictionary, there was 'Bageena', a word they used to describe their special places. For whatever reason, I latched onto this word and turned it into my online name. Yes, I understand that means that I'm basically calling myself a vagina for anyone who knows the word. I wish I had a clever comeback for how YOUR name is a vagina, but I don't at the moment. I will though, and when I get you, it will sting like the dickens.
Bageena is me, Andrew Press, 28 year old part-time graphic designer, part-time artist, part-time bill collector, full-time husband. Father of multiple yorkshire terriers, friend of many zany characters, purvayer of fine things, secret things, awesome things. I listen to a lot of music, read a lot of books, watch a lot of television and film. I like to talk, like to write, and hope that one day, enough people will enjoy reading and listening that this website will become more interactive and fun. I have a lot of plans for the future, so check back often and we'll see what happens!